University of Texas Bottle Opener by Smathers & Branson brand_just-madras A better-looking version of a

A better-looking version of a plain old bottle opener

and just about every kind of collision-proof

This gorgeous specimen can be worn as stand alone shorts

reflective water bottle tabs and reflective shoulder strap webbing create 360 degrees of reflectivity

University of Texas Bottle Opener by Smathers & Branson brand_just-madras A better-looking version of aDetails Chestnut colored wood handle houses Smathers & Branson's signature needlepoint Stainless steel opener Hidden magnet Opens every bottle your heart desires. Benefits Anytime yells "Hook 'em!" you can just toss them this bottle opener. Seems like a pretty solid plan. Tailgating in the truck? Slap this bad boy on the side of the tailgate. That magnets not going anywhere. Feel free not to assist any Sooners. With anything.